Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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