Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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