So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You're a waste of cheezeits
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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