I love black thongs
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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