That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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