Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You're completely useless in the revolution.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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