Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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