is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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