you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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