Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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