Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I cockslap morals
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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