forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize