No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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