Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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