oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
