Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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