i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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