Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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