I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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