i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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