I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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