He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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