she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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