I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
We're not piercing ourselves today.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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