you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
