I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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