I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just gift wrapped bread.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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