this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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