I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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