guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Randomize
