Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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