Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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