so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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