I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it because I queefed?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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