I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I could fuck to npr.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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