did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Sponge bath it is.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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