I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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