THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
