new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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