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i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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