Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
dude. I can hear the air.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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