my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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