Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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