using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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