But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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