The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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