he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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