She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
should my penis look like a turkey
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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