do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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