Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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