Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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