i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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