Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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